A guy goes into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The guy says, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had." ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The bartender says, "What do you have?" ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The guy says, "75 cents."