1) Excitable -- Shorts half-twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

2) Sociable -- Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

3) Cross-eyed -- Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

4) Timid -- Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

5) Indifferent -- All urinals being used, pisses in sink.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

6) Clever -- No hands, fixes tie, looks around, usually pisses on floor.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

7) Worried -- Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

8) Frivolous -- Plays stream up, down and across urinal, tries to hit flies and bugs©OFFICEJOKES.NET

9) Absent-Minded -- Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

10) Childish -- Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

11) Sneaky -- Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in other stall will be blamed.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

12) Patient -- Stands very close for a long time, reads with free hand.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

13) Desperate -- Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants©OFFICEJOKES.NET

14) Tough -- Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

15) Efficient -- Waits until he has to crap and does both©OFFICEJOKES.NET

16) Fat -- Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shower.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

17) Little -- Stands on box, falls in, drowns.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

18) Drunk -- Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

19) Disgruntled -- Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

20) Conceited -- Holds two-inch dick like baseball bat.