50 fun things to do to telemarketers©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Talk really fast.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Turn on the TV. Change the channel to one that only gets static. Turn the volume up really loud. Say that you can't hear them over the static.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Make up your own language. Speak it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Hang up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Make up a one word language. Speak it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Say, "This phone line is for emergency use only. Do you have an emergency?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If they say "Yes" to number 6 say, "Please state the nature of the emergency." Then insist that their emergency isn't an emergency. Hang up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If they say "No" to number 6 say, "I'm sorry but this line is for emergencies only." Hang up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pretend you just took hostages, and make demands.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pretend that you are a hostage negotiator, and try to get the telemarketer to release the hostages.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Order a large pepperoni pizza, some garlic bread, and a meatball sub.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pretend that your phone line is an automatic phone sex line.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Dial the phone and say, "Hey! I lent you 50 bucks. You better pay up or else I'm gonna come over there and hurt you! "©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Repeatedly dial the phone. Mutter that it isn't ringing.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Claim to be the mafia.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Say, "Moe's tavern Moe speaking."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Say something that Moe would say to Bart after Bart makes a prank call.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Ask him/her if he/she would like a magazine or newspaper subscription.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Ask the telemarketer to find your friend Mike last name Rotch. Claim you will only buy a subscription from them.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Say, "Oh no! It's the Feds! They're on to us!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Claim to be the FBI. Say, "This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. How may I help you?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Dial *69. Wait about a minute and say, "Damn unreliable *69."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Speak a foreign language.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If you do 24 and the telemarketer gets a person who speaks the language you used, speak another language, use a made up language, or say that you were speaking English the whole time.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pretend that the telemarketer is your husband/wife or boyfriend/girlfriend. Talk sexually, making references to what you are going to do to him/her later tonight. When you "realize" that you are not speaking to your husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend yell, "Pervert!" Slam the phone down to hang up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Say, "Help! I'm being robbed! He's got a gun!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Communicate only through Morse code.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Talk to the telemarketer. During the conversation dial the phone, and ask for Bill. Do this repeatedly.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Try to sell the telemarketer something.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Act drunk.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Turn on your shower. Say that you are on a portable phone and are really late for an important meeting. Scream as though you were electrocuted.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Ask him/her if he/she can smell bacon. Insist that there is a strong scent of bacon over the phone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Ask if he/she has been to Australia. Regardless of his/her answer ask if you can buy a boomerang and didgeridoo.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If he/she says "No" to 36 insist that he/she buy yours.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If he/she says "Yes" to 36 ask if he/she will take a strange currency.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pretend to be an escaped mental patient. Mutter things like, "They'll never catch me again," "No! Not the jacket! No, no, no!" After saying one of these mutter incoherently.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Make him/her dance for a sale. Claim that you won't buy because you couldn't see him/her dance.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Make him/her sing to get a sale.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If a male sings for 41, claim that he sounds like Brittany Spears.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If a female sings for 41, claim that she sounds like Barry White.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pretend to be really interested. Then say, "No."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Engage him/her in an "intellectual" conversation on an extremely boring subject.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Say nothing until he/she hangs up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Say, "I told you. I don't know where your dog is!" Then hang up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Keep crackers near the phone. When a telemarketer calls eat the crackers. Chew loudly, make slurping noises, and talk with your mouth full. If you want pretend that you are choking.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
After he/she hangs up, use *69 or Caller ID to get the phone number. Call the telemarketer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Ask the telemarketer for his/her home phone number. Claim that you need some time to think, and that you'll get back to them.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
If he/she is selling a newspaper or magazine, go on and on about how great another newspaper/magazine is.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Pretend you are a telemarketer from a rival company. Get him/her to buy your product.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Say, "Yes" immediately to whatever they are selling and hang up immediately afterwards.
