A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What ya going to do with him?" asked Ben.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead," said Jean Paul.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hunderd tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back,"?said Jean Paul.