A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. He asked her about what he should do next.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He thought this was a great strategy and arranged a date for a week later.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

His mother called the day after the big date to see how things had gone.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, Mom, the evening was a disaster."?he moaned.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why.......didn't she come over?" asked his mother.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh, she came over all right, but she refused to cook."