While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was approached by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a policeman?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yes," I answered and continued writing the report.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right??"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yes, that's right," I told her.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe??"