There was an Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!"?/p>

The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!"?/p>

The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It was the next day, and they all had to jump off as the Englishman had cheese the Irishman had ham and the Scotsman had jam!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A week later, it was the funeral and the Scottish lady and the English lady said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like what we put in their sandwiches?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the Irish lady said, "I dont know why my husband jumped off the cliff he made his own sandwiches!"?