Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Verbal: Able to whine in words©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
