A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, ''Up nuts!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, ''Down nuts!'' And they all sat.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After a home run he yelled, ''Cheer nuts!'' And they all broke into applause and cheers.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The assistant replied, ''Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, ''PEANUTS!''