A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one contemporary painting caught her eye.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''What on earth,'' she inquired of the artist standing nearby, ''is that?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He smiled condescendingly. ''That, my dear lady, is supposed to be a mother and her child.'' ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Well, then,'' snapped the little old lady, ''Why isn't it?''