A bar owner locked up his place at 2 AM and went home to sleep. He had been in bed only a few minutes when the phone rang. "What time do you open up in the morning?"?he heard an obviously inebriated man inquire.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The owner was so furious, he slammed down the receiver and went back to bed. A few minutes later there was another call and he heard the same voice ask the same question. "Listen, the owner shouted, "There"s no sense in asking me what time I open because I wouldn't let a person in your condition in"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I don't want to get in,"?the caller interjected. "I want to get out."?/p>