A butcher saw a Lawyer passing by his shop one day, and asked him: Atty., what would you do if a dog came in and stole your meat?©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Lawyer replied: why? of course, I"ll make the owner pay for it!©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The butcher said: If that is so, now you owe me $15 because it is your dog.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The Lawyer replied: very well, just deduct the $15 from the $25 you owe me for the advice, I"ll collect the remaining $10 the next time I pass by here.