A guy comes in to a bar and orders a double whiskey. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET
He drinks it and looks in his pocket.
Then he orders another one, drinks it and looks in his pocket again.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
This is repeated a dozen times before the bartender asks him what he is doing.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
He replies, "In my pocket I have a picture of my wife. When she gets good looking, I quit drinking..."