A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double-take. He recognizes that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually into the store and offers to buy the cat for two dollars.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The storeowner replies, "I'm sorry, but the cat isn't for sale.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The collector says, "Please, I need a hungry cat around the house to catch mice. I'll pay you twenty dollars for that cat."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the owner says "Sold," and hands over the cat.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The collector continues, "Hey, for the twenty bucks I wonder if you could throw in that old saucer. The cat's used to it and it'll save me from having to get a dish."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the owner says, "Sorry buddy, but that's my lucky saucer. So far this week I've sold sixty-eight cats."