A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife,©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Dear, what would you like for your present?"?/p>

Wife: I really don't think I should day.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Husband: How about a diamond ring?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Wife: I don't care much for diamonds.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Husband: well, the, a mink coat?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Wife: You know I do not like furs.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Husband: A golden necklace?©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Wife: I already have three of them.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Wife: What I"d really like is a divorce©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Husband: Hmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much