Trying to be a good father, Jack took his son Tommy to the movies. He drove uptown to the Hoyts Theater, and there they watched an exceptionally long movie.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Afterwards, as they were heading to the car, the father asked his son, "Did you like the movie, Tommy?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Yeah, Dad, but I think I know why they call it Hoyts Theater."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Puzzled by this comment, the father asked, "Why?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the little boy replied, "Because it Hoyts when you get up!"