A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had,"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man says "Oh my god,"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

the bartender says, "What do you have?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man replies "50 cents."