A man got really drunk one night in his local pub.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The barman refused to serve him any more alcohol and told him he should be heading home.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man thought this was a good idea so he stood up to leave but fell over straight away.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He tried to stand up again but only fell over again. He thought if only he could get outside and get some fresh air he'd be grand.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So he crawled outside then tried to stand up and fell over again. In the end after falling over lots more he decided to crawl home.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When he got back to his house he pulled himself up using the door handle but as soon as he let go he fell over again.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He had to crawl up the stairs and managed to fall over onto the bed and fell asleep.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When he finally woke up the next morning his wife asked him what he was doing at the pub last night.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He denied it but she said, "I know you were there..." he maintained his innocence until "...the barman rang to say you forgot your wheelchair again...."