A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. "I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The second walked up to the old man, spat into the old man's milk and then he too took a seat at the counter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly left the diner. Shortly thereafter, one of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either, he just backed his big-rig over three motorcycles."