A man enters his local bar holding a frog and and iguana.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He sets them down on the bar and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1000 that my frog here can sing any song you can think of."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Ok," says the bartender.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"How 'bout 'Blue Moon'?" The man whispers something to the frog, and the frog starts singing blue moon.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"That's amazing," says the bartender as he slaps down $1000.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'll bet ya another $1000 that my iguana here can do that to." "Ok, I can believe a frog, but not an iguana. You're on. Have him sing the Star Spangled Banner."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man whispers something to the iguana and it sings the Star Spangled Banner.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As the bartender hands over another $1000, a businessman comes up and says, "I just saw that and I was amazed. I want to buy your iguana for $100,000."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man said ok, and he exchanged the iguana for the money and the businessman left.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender said "What are you nuts?! You could have made millions with that iguana!©OFFICEJOKES.NET

and#32893;The man said "Oh, the iguana can't sing. The frog's a ventriloquist."