A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"May I please have a drink?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"What? You have to speak up!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Could I please have a drink?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."