A pony walks into a bar and asks, "Bartender, may I have a drink?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Bartender says, "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"May I please have a drink?" asks the pony.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What? You have to speak up!" the bartender says.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Could I please have a drink?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you," the bartender says.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'm sorry," the pony adds, "I'm just a little hoarse."