A professor of English and the editor of the local newspaper had many friendly arguments. One Friday evening the professor was walking out of a local club with
a bottle of whiskey wrapped in that day"s newspaper.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Oh!"?said the editor, who was walking past. "Looks like there"s something interesting in that paper."?/p>

"Aye,"?replied the professor. "It"s the most interesting item that"s been in it all week.