Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal, and said to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man said, "I do Father."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and approached a second man. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Do you want to got to heaven?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Then leave this den of Satan," said the priest, as he walked up to O'Toole.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Do you want to go to heaven?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No, I don't Father," O'Toole replied.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The priest looked him right in the eye, and said, "You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die, yes, Father.
I thought you were getting a group together to go right now."