A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He orders a third shot and does the same thing. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy, "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I was wondering what's in your pocket."
The guy slurs, "Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I keep drinking until she starts to look good."