One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!