This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Norks Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs and says,"You smell kind of norky.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

What do you do for a living?" The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

" The bartender says,"Okay, truck drivers are not norks," and serves him a beer.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The truck driver said, totally shocked,"Why did you do that?" The bartender said,"Not to worry, the norks are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You don't even need a license." The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the norkiest clothes he has ever seen.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He can't let them steal his whole load.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought norks were in season.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

" "Well, sure," said the patrolman. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But you can't bait 'em."