The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."