Male Seminars
by Females©OFFICEJOKES.NET
1. Combatting Stupidity©OFFICEJOKES.NET
2. You, Too, Can Do Housework©OFFICEJOKES.NET
3. PMS: Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut©OFFICEJOKES.NET
4. How to Fill an Ice Tray©OFFICEJOKES.NET
5. We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas: Give us Money©OFFICEJOKES.NET
6. Understanding the Female Response to Your Coming in Drunk at 4:00am©OFFICEJOKES.NET
7. Wonderful Laundry Techniques: formerly titled "Don't Wash my Silks"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
8. Parenting: No, It Doesn't End With Conception©OFFICEJOKES.NET
9. Get a Life: Learn to Cook©OFFICEJOKES.NET
10. How Not to Act Like a Jackass When You're Obviously Wrong©OFFICEJOKES.NET
11. Spelling: Even You Can Get it Right©OFFICEJOKES.NET
12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence©OFFICEJOKES.NET
13. You: The Weaker Sex©OFFICEJOKES.NET
14. Reasons to Give Flowers©OFFICEJOKES.NET
15. How to Stay Awake in Public©OFFICEJOKES.NET
16. Why it is Unacceptable to Relieve Yourself Anywhere but the Bathroom©OFFICEJOKES.NET
17. Garbage: Getting it to the Curb©OFFICEJOKES.NET
18. You Can Fall Asleep Without IT if You Really Try©OFFICEJOKES.NET
19. The Morning Dilemma if IT's awake: Take a Shower©OFFICEJOKES.NET
20. I'll Wear it if I Damn Well Please©OFFICEJOKES.NET
21. How to Put the Toilet Lid Down: formerly titled "No, It's Not a Bidet"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
22. "The Weekend" and "Sports" are Not Synonyms©OFFICEJOKES.NET
23. Give Me a Break: Why We Know Your Excuses are Bull©OFFICEJOKES.NET
24. How to Go Shopping with Your Mate and Not Get Lost©OFFICEJOKES.NET
25. The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency©OFFICEJOKES.NET
26. Romanticism: Ideas Other Than Sex©OFFICEJOKES.NET
27. Helpful Postural Hints for Couch Potatoes©OFFICEJOKES.NET
28. Mothers-in-Law: They are People Too©OFFICEJOKES.NET
29. Male Bonding: Leaving Your Friends at Home©OFFICEJOKES.NET
30. You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver©OFFICEJOKES.NET
31. Seeing the True You: formerly titled "No, You Don't Look Like Mel Gibson When Naked"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
32. Changing Your Underwear: It Really Works©OFFICEJOKES.NET
33. The Attainable Goal: Omitting "tits" From Your Vocabulary©OFFICEJOKES.NET
34. Fluffing the Blankets After Flatulating is Not Necessary©OFFICEJOKES.NET
35. Techniques for calling home©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Female Seminars
by Males©OFFICEJOKES.NET
1. Elementary Map Reading©OFFICEJOKES.NET
2. Crying and Law Enforcement©OFFICEJOKES.NET
3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR©OFFICEJOKES.NET
4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours©OFFICEJOKES.NET
5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast©OFFICEJOKES.NET
6. The Seven-Outfit Week©OFFICEJOKES.NET
7. PMS: It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty....... Deal With it"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions©OFFICEJOKES.NET
9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights©OFFICEJOKES.NET
10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed©OFFICEJOKES.NET
11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water©OFFICEJOKES.NET
12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament©OFFICEJOKES.NET
13. Telephone Translations: formerly titled "'Me Too' Equals I Love You"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
14. How to Earn Your Own Money©OFFICEJOKES.NET
15. Gift-giving Fundamentals: formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics Good"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side©OFFICEJOKES.NET
17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry©OFFICEJOKES.NET
18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station©OFFICEJOKES.NET
19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+Channels©OFFICEJOKES.NET
20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy©OFFICEJOKES.NET
21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too©OFFICEJOKES.NET
22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out©OFFICEJOKES.NET
23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House©OFFICEJOKES.NET
26. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?