A man in his 40's goes in for a physical.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The doctor says "I have good news and I have bad news."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man says, "Give me the bad news first."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Doc says, "There is a problem with your penis, you can only get a few more erections, and then you won't have any more for the rest of your life."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man says, "What in the world is the good news?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Doc says, "We know the number is exactly 25, so you can plan your use of them accordingly."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man leaves and drives around for a couple hours pondering his situation, and how to confront his wife.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

When he gets home he tells her, "Honey, I have good news, and I have bad news."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She says, "Give me the good news."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He says, "I can only have 25 more erections, and then I can't have any more, ever."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She says, "We can work around that, we will just make a list and only use them when it is absolutely necessary to fulfill our desires, and make the most out of each one, what in the world is the bad news?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He says, "I made a list, and you aren't on it.