There was an Aggie, Longhorn, and a Red Raider who were out hunting. The Aggie brought back a big buck.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''How did you get that?'' they all asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot a buck.'' Then the longhorn brought back an elephant.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''How did you get that?" they all asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I shot an elephant.'' Then the Red Raider came back all beat up.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"What happened?" they all asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and ''boom'' I got hit by a train."