This guy walks into a bar down in Alabama and orderes a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says "You're not from round here are ya?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"No" replied the man, "I'm from Pensylvania." The bartender looks at him and syas "Well what do you do in Pensylvania?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'm a taxidermist." said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered, now asked "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man looked at the bar tender and said "Well, I mount dead animals."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar which is staring at him "It's okay, boys! He's one of us!"