A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother, "Arthur proposed to me an hour ago."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Because he also told me he was an atheist. Mom, he doesn't even believe there's a hell."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."