An employee comes into her manager"s office to take a day off from work.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The manager replies, So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

There are 365 days per year available for work.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work. Since you spend 16 hours each day away from work, you have used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

You spend 30 minutes each day on coffee break, which counts for 23 days each year, leaving only 68 days available.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

With a 1-hour lunch each day, you used up another 46 days, leaving only 22 days available for work. You normally spend 2 days per year on sick leave.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

This leaves you only 20 days per year available for work. We are off 5 holidays per year, so your available working time is down to 15 days.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

We generously give 14 days vacation per year which leaves only 1 day available for work and I'll be darned if you are going to take that day off!