An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer "?you're in the wrong place."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake "?he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"