An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question©OFFICEJOKES.NET

" She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued me for the money."