An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way buddy you're too drunk."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A few minutes later the drunk comes in through the bathrooms, again he slurs, "give me a drink", bartender says "No man I told you last time you're too drunk"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Five minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink, again thbartender says, "You're too drunk"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The drunk scratches his head and says "Damn I must be... the last two places said the same thing."