After being arrested for robbery, Quinn hired the best lawyer in town.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Look,"?the crook said, "I"ve got nearly a million in cash in my bank box. Can you get me off?"?/p>
The lawyer said, "Believe me, pal, you will never go to prison with that kind of money."?/p>
And sure enough, he did not. He went to prison flat broke.