At a divorce court a family of bears is waiting for the judge to grant custody of little bear.
The judge asks the baby bear; "Do you want to live with papa bear?"?/p>
The baby bear replied; "No he beats me. " The judge asked, so do you want to live with mommy bear! The baby bear said, "No she beats me too."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The judge asked, "Then whom do you want to live with?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The baby bear says, "The Chicago bears, they don't beat anyone!"