At a party an elderly lady was bemoaning the behavior of the youth of today.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Look at the girl over there,"?she complained.
"I don't know what young girls are coming to! She"s wearing boy"s jeans, a boy"s shirt, and that haircut is so boyish "?you wouldn't know she was a girl at all, would you?"?/p>

"Well, as it happens, I would,"?came the reply, "Because she is my daughter."?/p>

"Oh dear,"?said the old lady embarrassed, "I"m so sorry "?I didn't know you were her father."?/p>

"I"m not, I"m her mother."?/p>