A man from Atlanta moved to New York.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
As he wandered the streets he stopped at an antique shop and decided to go in. On looking around he noticed a very strange looking bronze cat which had a tag on it saying,©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Bronze Cat $30.00, Story $150.00".©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The man was very curious and asked the salesman to explain.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Well" said the man, "its just like it says, $30 for the cat and $150 for its story".©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"I'll just take the cat," said the man.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Very well, but you will be back," said the salesman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The man left the shop with the cat in his pocket.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
As he walked down the street he heard a strange mewing sound. On turning around he noticed there were a couple of cats following him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The further he walked the more cats seemed to follow him. As he got to the Brooklyn Bridge he turned to see thousands of cats behind him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Screw this!" he said to himself and threw the bronze cat into the river. All the cats jumped into the river too and were drowned.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
The man returned to the shop where he bought the cat.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"I knew you would be back. $150.00 for the story," said the salesman.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Forget the story," said the man. "Have you got a bronze Mets fan?"