Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?"
"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Why's that?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. That's what she'd like for supper tonight."