Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub and Fred gets the first pint in and says, "I'll have a pint for me and a pint for Donkey."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The two guys drink their pints and Fred says, "Right donkey your round; I'll have a pint of Guiness."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Donkey walks up to the bar and says, "2 p p p p pints of g g g g Guiness p p p please."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

While donkey gets the pints, Fred goes to the toilet and the barman says, "Say, you shouldn't let him call you that stupid nickname."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Donkey replies, "I know. He aw.. he aww... he awwwwww, he always calls me 'Donkey.'"