Two old guys, Abe and Sol, are sitting on a park bench feeding pigeons and talking about baseball, like they do every day.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Abe turns to Sol and says, "Do you think there's baseball in heaven?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sol thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make a deal: if I die first, I'll come back and tell you if there's baseball in heaven, and if you die first, you do the same."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
They shake on it and sadly, a few months later, poor Abe passes on. One day soon afterward, Sol is sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he hears a voice whisper, "Sol... Sol..."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sol responds, "Abe! Is that you?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Yes it is, Sol," whispers Abe's ghost.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sol, still amazed, asks, "So, is there baseball in heaven?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Well," says Abe, "I've got good news and bad news."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
"Gimme the good news first," says Sol.©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Abe says, "Well... there is baseball in heaven."©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Sol says, "That's great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET
Abe sighs and whispers, "You're pitching on Friday."