A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding manstanding at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pinkenvelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle andstarts spraying scent all over them.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man andasks him what he is doing.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But why?" asks the man.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.