A frog goes into a bank, and hops up on the desk of the loan officer. ''Hi,'' he croaks.''What's your name?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The loan officer says, ''My name is John Paddywack. May I help you?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Yeah,'' says the frog. ''I'd like to borrow some money.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The loan officer finds this a little odd, but gets out a form. ''Okay,what's your name?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The frog replies, ''Kermit Jagger.'' ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Really?'' says the loan officer. ''Any relation to Mick Jagger?'' ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Yeah, he's my dad.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Hmmm,'' says the loan officer. ''Do you have any collateral?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The frog hands over a pink ceramic elephant and asks, ''Will this do?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The loan officer says, ''Um, I'm not sure. Let me go check with the bank manager.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Oh, tell him I said hi,'' adds the frog. ''He knows me.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The loan officer goes back to the manager and says, ''Excuse me, sir, but there's a frog out there named Kermit Jagger who wants to borrow some money. All he has for collateral is this pink elephant thing; I'm not even sure what it is.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The manager says: ''It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan; his old man's a Rolling Stone.''