MessageA woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:a half-gallon of 2% milk,a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of romaine lettuce,a 2 lb. can of coffee,and a 1 lb. package of bacon.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated,"You must be single."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The drunk replied,"Cause you're ugly."