One night a father sent his kid to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water!?!''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''No. You had your chance.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

A minute later the boy screamed ''Dad!! Can you get me a glass of water?''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask I'll come up there and spank you.''©OFFICEJOKES.NET

''Dad! When you come up to spank me can you bring me a glass or water?''