"Aren't you going to answer that?" says his wife.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

So he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It didn't take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"Hi there," slurs the stranger. "Can you give me a push??" "No, get lost. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

It's half past three.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

I was in bed," says the man and slams the door. ©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, "Dave, that wasn't very nice of you.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby sitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost??"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"But the guy was drunk," says the husband.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

"It doesn't matter," says the wife. "He needs our help and it would be the right thing to help him.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

" So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed and goes downstairs.©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, "Hey, do you still want a push??"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And he hears a voice cry out, "Yeah, please."
So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, "Where are you?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

And the stranger replies, "I'm over here, on your swing."