There was a rich man who was approached by a poor beggar asking for food.
The rich man asked, "Do you smoke? I could give you some cigarettes."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The beggar responded, "No, I don't. I am just hungry and want food."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Then the rich man asked, "Do you drink? I have a bottle of good whiskey I could give you."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The beggar replied, "No, I don't drink. I am just hungry and need food."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally the rich man asked, "Do you gamble? I could give you some good tips on the races this weekend."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The beggar again replied, "No. I am just hungry and want some food."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

Finally the rich man said, "Well, in that case, I had better take you to my home."©OFFICEJOKES.NET

He invited the beggar into his car and drove him to his very substantial home. There, he introduced the beggar to his wife, who asked, "What are you going to do with this man? Are you going to invite him to live with us, eat our food, and wear our clothes?"©OFFICEJOKES.NET

The man replied, "No, of course not. I just wanted to show you what happens to a man who doesn't smoke, drink or gamble."